US Secret Service has a workforce problem, can’t keep Agents!

Secret Service

Well, surprise! No one wants to protect the president or the other heads of state. Why would they want to? The dunderheads that they are protecting are little bitches, self-serving and big headed asses. I wouldn’t want to do it either…

It’s being reported from the Washington Examiner:

The “USSS simply cannot hire enough personnel to keep pace with historic attrition rates,” House Oversight and Government Reform Committee chairman Jason Chaffetz, R-Utah.

HAHHAHAHA, they have a retention problem. This is a “historic attrition rates” dilemma for a historic presidency. LOL!!!

“.. continuing resource and management issues are negatively affecting the Uniformed Division and, potentially, its ability to protect the White House and its occupants,” the DHS inspector general warned in a report released Tuesday. “In particular, the Uniformed Division is severely understaffed, which has led to inadequate training, fatigue, low morale, and attrition.”

You mean the COPS are not willing to protect the “one”?? Low morale? Fatigue? No WAY!

DHS attempts to bolster the number of special agents have so far failed, because the staffing increases were outstripped by the number of departures over the last two years. If the problem persists, Congress could mandate major overhauls of the Secret Service to ensure that it succeeds at its core “zero-fail mission” of protecting the president.

Well, the “Protected” better start being more appreciative of the protectors. Of course that’s not going to happen, who are WE KIDDING?